i have a theory that nazis don't know how to do their eyebrows
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his eyebrows look like california brush right before wildfire season
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Seb Gorka just makes his no-eyebrows more prominent by wearing glasses without frames and indulging the territorial aggression of his beardpic.twitter.com/GuX8FvTvVL
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it's the Nazism. Wreaks havoc on your eyebrows. https://twitter.com/ctatplay/status/866373035984420865 …
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my theory is that if you're associated with Trump, no beautician or make-up artist will agree to see you
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so you're SOL unless you've already learned to do a brow from Instagram
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[Ivanka Trump not pictured here]
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clearly the eyebrows are the least objectionable thing here but let's close this thread with a close-up of Bannonpic.twitter.com/wPeR6Yt37y
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and to think, this entire thread could have been avoided if someone had just brought me a donut before noon
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tended towards "no-eyebrows" with a really bizarre side-eyebrow for goebbels
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now you know the things my eyes are drawn to when i see people i hate. /end
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post-script: comb your eyebrows, tip the people whose work makes you look nice, and don't advocate destroying the rights of LGBT and POC
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also i picked on public figures here because if you're on tv a lot to spew your hate i'm gonna do that
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if you're a hateful billionaire yes i am going to shame you for your bad eyebrows and inability to match concealer to foundation
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YOUR MASCARA LOOKS CLUMPY AS SHIT, BETSY. NO AMOUNT OF VINDICTIVE HATRED TOWARDS PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS WILL FIX YOUR EYELINER
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YOU CAN SPEND YOUR PLUTOCRAT FAMILY'S ILL-GOTTEN FORTUNE ON WILDLY EXPENSIVE TEETH ALL YOU WANT, NO ONE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT BROW SPOOLIES
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(no one tell betsy devos about brow spoolies)
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He needs a teenage daughter, they'll inspect his face looking for pimples and eyebrow fashion.
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I’d worry far more about a guy who DOES tint their eyebrows
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