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senior writer @verge // soon to be editorial board @nytimes. law and technology and stuff. sarah.jeong@ theverge .com

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    1. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017

      i have a theory that nazis don't know how to do their eyebrows

      13 replies 63 retweets 278 likes
    2. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
      Replying to @sarahjeong

      like what the hell is thispic.twitter.com/d0U7E9UT5L

      7 replies 5 retweets 64 likes
    3. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
      Replying to @sarahjeong

      what happened in the middle, fampic.twitter.com/bHnA6oJ5ZD

      5 replies 3 retweets 42 likes
      sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017

      men in general are more averse to grooming eyebrows but this man is on TV a lot and he won't tint his nasty-ass eyebrowspic.twitter.com/P9g0atwyIf

      12:16 PM - 21 May 2017
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        2. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          his eyebrows look like california brush right before wildfire season

          6 replies 1 retweet 106 likes
        3. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          Seb Gorka just makes his no-eyebrows more prominent by wearing glasses without frames and indulging the territorial aggression of his beardpic.twitter.com/GuX8FvTvVL

          5 replies 12 retweets 63 likes
        4. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          sarah jeong Retweeted

          it's the Nazism. Wreaks havoc on your eyebrows. https://twitter.com/ctatplay/status/866373035984420865 …

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          5 replies 2 retweets 55 likes
        5. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          my theory is that if you're associated with Trump, no beautician or make-up artist will agree to see you

          3 replies 15 retweets 88 likes
        6. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          so you're SOL unless you've already learned to do a brow from Instagram

          1 reply 1 retweet 28 likes
        7. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          [Ivanka Trump not pictured here]

          2 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
        8. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          clearly the eyebrows are the least objectionable thing here but let's close this thread with a close-up of Bannonpic.twitter.com/wPeR6Yt37y

          10 replies 3 retweets 37 likes
        9. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          and to think, this entire thread could have been avoided if someone had just brought me a donut before noon

          4 replies 1 retweet 125 likes
        10. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
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          sarah jeong Retweeted guan

          good questionhttps://twitter.com/guan/status/866374250671861761 …

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          Did the 1920-1945 Nazis have bad eyebrows?
          4 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
        11. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          they were not greatpic.twitter.com/3vKU2d76Cl

          2 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
        12. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          tended towards "no-eyebrows" with a really bizarre side-eyebrow for goebbels

          6 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
        13. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          now you know the things my eyes are drawn to when i see people i hate. /end

          2 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
        14. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          post-script: comb your eyebrows, tip the people whose work makes you look nice, and don't advocate destroying the rights of LGBT and POC

          4 replies 16 retweets 108 likes
        15. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          also i picked on public figures here because if you're on tv a lot to spew your hate i'm gonna do that

          1 reply 0 retweets 37 likes
        16. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          if you're a hateful billionaire yes i am going to shame you for your bad eyebrows and inability to match concealer to foundation

          3 replies 16 retweets 86 likes
        17. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          YOUR MASCARA LOOKS CLUMPY AS SHIT, BETSY. NO AMOUNT OF VINDICTIVE HATRED TOWARDS PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS WILL FIX YOUR EYELINER

          2 replies 23 retweets 148 likes
        18. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          YOU CAN SPEND YOUR PLUTOCRAT FAMILY'S ILL-GOTTEN FORTUNE ON WILDLY EXPENSIVE TEETH ALL YOU WANT, NO ONE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT BROW SPOOLIES

          1 reply 6 retweets 63 likes
        19. sarah jeong‏ @sarahjeong 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          (no one tell betsy devos about brow spoolies)

          2 replies 1 retweet 36 likes
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        1. Seán‏ @sb101sb 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          He needs a teenage daughter, they'll inspect his face looking for pimples and eyebrow fashion.

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        1. PI'd Piper‏ @smawlCorner 21 May 2017
          Replying to @sarahjeong

          I’d worry far more about a guy who DOES tint their eyebrows

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