I want to make fun of this but once I seriously injured myself trying to open a Sriracha bottle so I have no right https://nyti.ms/2pnG5z6
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one time I looked down the tip of a clogged bottle of sriracha while squeezing it, to see why it was clogged. it was... like a laser pointer
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my friend poured water into my eye while I laid on the ground. it was his birthday. minutes later I almost did it again showing how I did it
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I only laughed at this last part because it's definitely something I would do
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btw it turns out, the reason that the tip of the bottle of sriracha was clogged? there was some sriracha in it
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Not the first part, though. Too many stories from my dad about fools looking into Roman candles to see if all the shots had fired.
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My mom had the story about the girl who looked up to see an icicle falling into her eye.
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Just hoping you didn't get Sriracha in the wound.

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