I was kind of tired and confused about the bottle cap. Don't ask more, please
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one time I looked down the tip of a clogged bottle of sriracha while squeezing it, to see why it was clogged. it was... like a laser pointer
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my friend poured water into my eye while I laid on the ground. it was his birthday. minutes later I almost did it again showing how I did it
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I only laughed at this last part because it's definitely something I would do
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btw it turns out, the reason that the tip of the bottle of sriracha was clogged? there was some sriracha in it
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Not the first part, though. Too many stories from my dad about fools looking into Roman candles to see if all the shots had fired.
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My mom had the story about the girl who looked up to see an icicle falling into her eye.
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My daughter sluced her thumb open trying to de-pit an avocado. Result was a trip to emerge & dozen stitches.
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Just use a mandolin slicer. Yes, I'm just trying to finish somebody's emergency room bingo card.
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What the hell? USE A BUTTER KNIFE. Good god. We deserve Trump.
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We like https://smile.amazon.com/OXO-Grips-Avocado-Slicer-Green/dp/B0088LR592/ … … but we eat a lot of avocados.
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NYT explains why Guac always costs extra... combat pay.
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I have several nasty scars I acquired before I discovered you really need to use a serrated knife to slice a bagel.
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Basically, this is silly, is what I'm saying.
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I cut mine with a spreader or a butter knife and avoid the danger of severe lacerations all together. Plus I don't dull the good knives.
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I also have minor nerve damage from cutting my finger with a serrated knife slicing tomatoes but avocados???
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My work will never let me forget throwing homemade salad dressing all over myself and the office. Damn you almost done jar of Maille.
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SRIRACHAS FOR THE SRIRACHA LORD
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