i refuse to believe that the jedi order was blindsided by trouble originating from jedi knights getting horny
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hello night twitter
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your first clue should have been chancellor palpatine giving you a redditor as a bodyguardpic.twitter.com/i2KMFq9rp2
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oh my god this movie is so much worse than I rememberpic.twitter.com/KswTroD6Oq
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"i hope my boyfriend comes back from the bathroom soon"pic.twitter.com/ADWbcVJEhT
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someone @-ed me that this movie is actually about anakin using the force to make padme fall in love with him and it's persuasivepic.twitter.com/ah2GVI2htC
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the thing i said about getting rejected from lit journals?pic.twitter.com/cqY2UTOb2l
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the moment you realize you should have used a condompic.twitter.com/QnL0nPKXWI
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just in case you forgot, padme spends a full two minutes of this film trying to scrabble out of a giant bucketpic.twitter.com/QukcH0PkZq
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god that was dreadful
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what if lightsabers but too much
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also all of episode 3 is driven by a fear of death in childbirth, like you can have flying cars and still not understand uteruses
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like, jesus, anakin, just go see an ob-gyn
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"i must turn to the dark side of the force" or, like, you could review your force dreams for specific symptoms of what the problem is
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reach out with your feelings, anakin are her face or hands swollen is she experiencing chest pains
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these movies are so heavy-handed about the executive branch post-9/11pic.twitter.com/rIUEmOTkNL
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after having to suffer through phantom menace and attack of the clones one after another, revenge of the sith is.... Good
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man i just realized that padme *never* goes to an obgyn
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like no one knows that she's having twins until she has them
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Episode 6 VADER: Sister? You have a twin sister? ... damn I should have just driven her to the doctor like she asked
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like so much of this tragedy would have been prevented with better women's health coverage
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like you can heal grievous wounds by dumping someone into a bacta tank but not even the force can stop a deadly uterus
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oh my god. i forgot there's a scene where yoda and palpatine fight in the senate chambers and palpatine is throwing... senate seats at him
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the most ham-fisted, expensive protest of the bush administration
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