Oracle: Would you explain Moore's Law for the jury?
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We were just looking at a slide that illustrates the "Java ecosystem"—basically a confusing swirl of lots of logos
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Someone in the back bench just dropped a monster stack of papers everywhere.
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Very loud. Oracle is continuing like nothing happened.
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Currently looking at a 2009 slide says "Java Landscape Today" with stats about ubiquity of Java.
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Sun worked with, like, everyone. Civjan: We worked with Toyota, we worked with BMW.
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Wait, there's Java in cars?
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Well, that doesn't make me feel very good.
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Now asking question about Asian markets for licensing.
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By that metric my identifiability is changing at an ever-increasing rate.
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who are you again?
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I ask myself that very question sometimes.
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@bizzyunderscore do they lose hair each time they try to make another API analogy? -
"You see, an API is like a piece of hair. Everyone has some, their bodies just produce different implementations"
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"sooner or later it's going to fall out and not actually be replaced by any sort of active backend"
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@mattsta Dystopian future world where attorneys shave firm and field designations into backs of heads.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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On the next break ask them if you can draw identifying marks on their bald spots? Like numbering racing turtles...
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@thegrugq there's a hash collision joke in here somewhere.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@loweringthebar This could be your next writeupMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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