Oracle: Would you explain Moore's Law for the jury?
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We're on to the next witness.https://twitter.com/xor/status/732952218106650626 …
I only ever see the lawyers from the back so I'm basically tracking them by degree of relative baldness, which is a deeply flawed system
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We were just looking at a slide that illustrates the "Java ecosystem"—basically a confusing swirl of lots of logos
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Someone in the back bench just dropped a monster stack of papers everywhere.
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Very loud. Oracle is continuing like nothing happened.
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Currently looking at a 2009 slide says "Java Landscape Today" with stats about ubiquity of Java.
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Sun worked with, like, everyone. Civjan: We worked with Toyota, we worked with BMW.
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Wait, there's Java in cars?
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Well, that doesn't make me feel very good.
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Now asking question about Asian markets for licensing.
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By that metric my identifiability is changing at an ever-increasing rate.
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who are you again?
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I ask myself that very question sometimes.
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Just don't answer...
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@thegrugq there's a hash collision joke in here somewhere.Danke! Twitter nutzt das, um Deine Timeline besser zu machen. Rückgängig machen
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@loweringthebar This could be your next writeupDanke! Twitter nutzt das, um Deine Timeline besser zu machen. Rückgängig machen
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@bizzyunderscore do they lose hair each time they try to make another API analogy? -
"You see, an API is like a piece of hair. Everyone has some, their bodies just produce different implementations"
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"sooner or later it's going to fall out and not actually be replaced by any sort of active backend"
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On the next break ask them if you can draw identifying marks on their bald spots? Like numbering racing turtles...
Danke! Twitter nutzt das, um Deine Timeline besser zu machen. Rückgängig machen
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@mattsta Dystopian future world where attorneys shave firm and field designations into backs of heads.Danke! Twitter nutzt das, um Deine Timeline besser zu machen. Rückgängig machen
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Das Laden scheint etwas zu dauern.
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