GOOD MORNING I am in court
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* an Oracle lawyer yelled dessert names in an intimidating manner in very quick succession
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* an Oracle rep fucked up on camera in depo and said the APIs were inseparable from the language
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* Multiple non-lawyer Google employees fucked up in e-mails and opined that the APIs were copyrightable
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* A guy who personally wrote many of the Java APIs got very indignant in court and said he wrote them so they could be used
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* Extremely technically competent witnesses used the term "APIs" inconsistently
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* An expert witness did whiteboard coding in front of a jury and I nearly died laughinghttps://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/731220597825363968 …
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* <flashback> <Judge Alsup learns Java while judging case, turns to camera> "Well, my middle name *is* Haskell"pic.twitter.com/yxME0bUXpE
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<Today's episode begins>
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Both sides don't want to disclose how much expert witnesses are being paid for their time, noticed Oracle avoided that question at cross
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If Oracle asks Google's witnesses then of course Google is going to ask Oracle's, looks like they're at a detente over this. Alsup not happy
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Alsup speculated that at this point, the amount is in millions, and that affects credibility in front of the juryhttps://twitter.com/gortok/status/732221312253476864 …
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I think he's just super pissed with the extravagant nature of this litigation,
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which has caused him to get reversed on something he still believes he was correct on
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Alsup really wants to disclose to the jury that there was a previous trial, BOTH Oracle and Google are resisting.
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Google said jury won't listen if judge says they can't consider xyz, Oracle says that they can't come up with nonprejudicial wording
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Jury is now seated.
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you are a national treasure Sarah.
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I'm imagining the theme from Arrested Development playing in the background and Tobias in blue somewhere in each frame
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Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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