The dog keeps eating the cat's food and the cat keeps eating the dog's food. The cycle of vengeance will never end.
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En réponse à @sarahjeong
the dog has so much separation anxiety that if EITHER of us goes to the bathroom with the door closed he starts whimpering
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En réponse à @sarahjeong
it matters not that there's still a person in the same room as him
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En réponse à @sarahjeong
... the dog has learned how to pop his penis out of the top of the diaper. I'm in trouble. good thing Mallory's picking him up tomorrow
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Penis has been spotted. Fixed the diaper and did a sweep of the house. No accidents I can see, but we are at Threat Level Yellow
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oh my god do you guys know that Belsomra ad with Sleep and Awake personified as dogs and cats
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En réponse à @sarahjeong
I thought this dog was kind of blind, how did a metaphorical dog on the television set him off
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Murphy was panting like a fool so we both starting panting and making snorty noises at him and he got embarrassed and stopped
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En réponse à @sarahjeong
the cat was investigating Murphy's crate and then Murphy caught him halfway in there and now Jack is embarrassed
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