trash dog fucking loves running, though. he grins like a big old happy dummy the entire time
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... the dog has learned how to pop his penis out of the top of the diaper. I'm in trouble. good thing Mallory's picking him up tomorrow
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Penis has been spotted. Fixed the diaper and did a sweep of the house. No accidents I can see, but we are at Threat Level Yellow
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Welp I stepped in it
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oh my god do you guys know that Belsomra ad with Sleep and Awake personified as dogs and cats
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He's barking at it
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god that ad was so long
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I thought this dog was kind of blind, how did a metaphorical dog on the television set him off
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Murphy was panting like a fool so we both starting panting and making snorty noises at him and he got embarrassed and stopped
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the cat was investigating Murphy's crate and then Murphy caught him halfway in there and now Jack is embarrassed
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so many embarrassed animals
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@sarahjeong this dog is your penance for being a cat person -
@MikeIsaac 70 cats await me in heaven as my reward for putting up with this martyrdom
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@sarahjeong Sarah please give Murphy a hugMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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