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En réponse à @sarahjeong
it doesn't need to be a very good donut but please do not skimp on carpet cleaner
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it is not even noon and this dog has had two walks
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I will be dead before this weekend is out. please make sure my estate sues mallory ortberg
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it is now noon. there have been two walks and three accidents and my throat hurts and my ear has begun popping
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the idiot dog sleeps in my bed. if you think this is because I haven't made him sufficiently comfortable, you deserve to be covered in ants
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I have come to the conclusion that Glenn Greenwald probably isn't human
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Fun fact: Cavalier King Charles spaniels are named after King Charles of England, who was beheaded for peeing on the carpet
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your dog is broken
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@sarahjeong@mallelis what kind of person puts a light-colored rug under a dining table??1 réponse 0 Retweet 0 j'aime
@coldcomfort1 @mallelis it's one of those stain master rugs. Dropped plenty of red wine on it and it's still the same color.
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En réponse à @sarahjeong
@sarahjeong@mallelis amazing. I had no idea that was a thing0 réponse 0 Retweet 0 j'aimeMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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