I have come to the conclusion that Glenn Greenwald probably isn't human
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Murphy LOVES driving around
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when I got to Petco I had a moment of concern where I couldn't decide whether to get the XS or S diapers. Went with S. Worked out.
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The cashier at Petco looked at my SOLE purchase and was like "Huh do those work?"
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Unwilling to explain that I was about to diaper someone else's dog without their express permission, I just sort of shrugged shyly
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while thinking, OH GOD I HOPE THEY WORK
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i just want to say dog diapers have a tiny hole in them for the tail
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ever since he got diaped, murphy has been chill af. I just hang out while he rubs his ear on the ground like a moron. we have a good time
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WITH ONE EXCEPTION
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I left him for an hour to get groceries and he was barking and crying when we left.
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When I came back, I could STILL HEAR HIM BARKING FROM DOWN THE HALLWAY
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oh and while we were eating dinner he kept sneaking up and suddenly licking my partner's fingers from under the table
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I highly recommend diapering other people's dogs and letting them know by texting them with a picture and "I fixed your dog"
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/falls asleep to the sound of dog snores and diapers rustling
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hey
@mallelis your dumb dog comes from a breed descended from only six dogs from 70 years agopic.twitter.com/RypKRNZ8dZ
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