the report back from his walk "I wiped down his tail but he definitely brushed it on his poop" trash dog!!!!!
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from last nightpic.twitter.com/0lBwszNiwQ
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oooohhhh sarahhhhh how can you be so hardheartedddd I will sell you Mallory Ortberg's dog for a donut and a bottle of carpet cleaner
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it doesn't need to be a very good donut but please do not skimp on carpet cleaner
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it is not even noon and this dog has had two walks
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I will be dead before this weekend is out. please make sure my estate sues mallory ortberg
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it is now noon. there have been two walks and three accidents and my throat hurts and my ear has begun popping
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@sarahjeong maybe ear popping sounds are why Murphy rubs his ear on the ground, omg it's contagious!1 réponse 0 Retweet 1 j'aime
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@sarahjeong Yes, sorry. Any precognitive abilities I may have are a coincidence, not due to use of I Ching or reading too many PKD novels.1 réponse 0 Retweet 0 j'aime -
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Am now wondering how to watch
@HighCastleTV#highcastle, maybe I have a friend with#AmazonPrime Video I can visit at Xmas.0 réponse 0 Retweet 1 j'aime
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