oooohhhh sarahhhhh how can you be so hardheartedddd I will sell you Mallory Ortberg's dog for a donut and a bottle of carpet cleaner
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this dog has improved 500% since I put diapers on him
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I encourage everyone to put diapers on that which ails thems
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Fight with your boyfriend? Put diapers on him. Trouble with the boss? Put diapers on him. Wireless router not working? Put diapers on it.
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why is everyone replying to my dog diaper tweets with references to David Vitter
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@sarahjeong@mallelis what kind of person puts a light-colored rug under a dining table?? -
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@mallelis it's one of those stain master rugs. Dropped plenty of red wine on it and it's still the same color. -
@sarahjeong@mallelis amazing. I had no idea that was a thing
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@sarahjeong@mallelis Have you tried turning it off and on again?Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong I think you love that dog.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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