update: murphy peed again. This dog is trash. I am a saint.
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I will be dead before this weekend is out. please make sure my estate sues mallory ortberg
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it is now noon. there have been two walks and three accidents and my throat hurts and my ear has begun popping
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the idiot dog sleeps in my bed. if you think this is because I haven't made him sufficiently comfortable, you deserve to be covered in ants
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I have come to the conclusion that Glenn Greenwald probably isn't human
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Fun fact: Cavalier King Charles spaniels are named after King Charles of England, who was beheaded for peeing on the carpet
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this dog has improved 500% since I put diapers on him
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I encourage everyone to put diapers on that which ails thems
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Fight with your boyfriend? Put diapers on him. Trouble with the boss? Put diapers on him. Wireless router not working? Put diapers on it.
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why is everyone replying to my dog diaper tweets with references to David Vitter
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Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong dahh but he looks so happy!Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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