this needy fucking cretin is cuddling on the bed with me again. idiot.
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ahahahahahahha I just caught a glimpse of the cat, who's just around the corner, staring at Murphy on the bed
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that cat has murder in his heart
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lol i gave the cat a kiss and now murphy is growling
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the cat is furious
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the trash dog is destroying my relationship with my primary partner, my catpic.twitter.com/7ZPR3jOnN7
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WE HAVE AN ENTIRE WEEKEND AHEAD OF US
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update: he peed again
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Hahaha look at this idiot dog trying to sit next to me on the couchpic.twitter.com/f6ec05dA8w
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update: he finally made it. he's now wagging his trash tail in my face
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update: murphy peed again. This dog is trash. I am a saint.
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@sarahjeong Floppy ear dogs have frequent ear infections, and that behavior's a strong sign. -
@tabatkins cc:@mallelis your dog is broken
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@sarahjeong I am invested as fuck in this saga.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong I have a cat who we describe as "Uber, but for bugs" -- usually ants, but a few times I've found a tiny slug hitching a ride. - 1 réponse de plus
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@sarahjeong what do you mean STILL?Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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