like of course @mallelis identifies with a wall-eyed incontinent mongrel who gets covered in ants on walks
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he has a hard time jumping onto the couch so I put the step stool next to the couch and the idiot failbeast just tries to jump AROUND it
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old sleepy dog that only need two walks a day LOL SURE MALLORY
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his ear flopped inside out again. this dog can do nothing for himself
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this needy fucking cretin is cuddling on the bed with me again. idiot.
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he can't get on the bed on his own so he just scrabbles at the side and whines.
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but also he can't get down from the bed on his own so if i get up and leave, he stands up and shuffles his feet aimlessly, stranded
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THIS DUMB FUCKING DOG HAS SNOT IN HIS EYE
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the dog wanted more water so he can piss everywhere
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@sarahjeong how dare u, Murphy is a googly-eyed angel
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@sarahjeong is the cat mean to him, bc this was the best part of the time me and the cat went to stay with my mom and her huge dumb pup -
@sarahjeong look at this dingus. WTF DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO SAD ABOUT, DUMMYpic.twitter.com/FpvxcFm6rm
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@sarahjeong I know that I shouldn't be laughing at these but I am.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong I'm with you dogs v cats, however I've ended up with a pair of trash kittens as it happens:https://twitter.com/valkenburgh/status/667811536551849984 …
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