the thing about the sandwich is that not only is it a very mediocre food, it's also one of the most selfish
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En réponse à @sarahjeong
sandwiches naturally are created in single servings, discounting those absurd long subway hero sandwiches which are probably not even real
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nearly all other foods come in batches much too big for just one person. think: lasagna. roast chicken. chili. brownies.
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so in a normal equitable partnership you are almost always happily eating the byproduct of your partner's self-interested labor
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which is why I'm tweeting in bed with a big plate of freshly baked cookies and I didn't even have to say "Well bitch I'm waiting"
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@noahmccormack the man who made these goddamn cookies
Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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