the thing about the sandwich is that not only is it a very mediocre food, it's also one of the most selfish
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so in a normal equitable partnership you are almost always happily eating the byproduct of your partner's self-interested labor
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which is why I'm tweeting in bed with a big plate of freshly baked cookies and I didn't even have to say "Well bitch I'm waiting"
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help I think I ate too many cookies
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this is a man's fault
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@noahmccormack the man who made these goddamn cookies
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@sarahjeong What about waffles? They look like they could be split into halves or quarters and shared, but I've never seen it done. -
@fermunation if you're making waffles at home you have to make a batch of batter that's much more than one or even two waffles
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@sarahjeong idk...the last three or four pans of brownies I've made have ended up as single servings. -
@noitsb_cky lol
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@sarahjeong it's awful. You make a pan of brownies but forget that you're alone. Then you remember you're alone. Then the brownies are gone.
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@colindickey but at least they're actually goodMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong wait is lasagna not meant to be a single serving....Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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