the thing about the sandwich is that not only is it a very mediocre food, it's also one of the most selfish
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nearly all other foods come in batches much too big for just one person. think: lasagna. roast chicken. chili. brownies.
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so in a normal equitable partnership you are almost always happily eating the byproduct of your partner's self-interested labor
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which is why I'm tweeting in bed with a big plate of freshly baked cookies and I didn't even have to say "Well bitch I'm waiting"
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help I think I ate too many cookies
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this is a man's fault
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Tweet indisponible
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@noahmccormack the man who made these goddamn cookies
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@sarahjeong This reminded me of this video from The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/video/horrified-subway-execs-assumed-people-were-buying--36800 …Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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