i just want everyone to know that if i ever get asked questions about work-life balance on a panel i'm taking that as a cue to go full-troll
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the truth is that i have zero work-life balance. my body is a decrepit wasteland of hot cheetos and coffee.
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literally no one should emulate my lifestyle, i will be dead within a year of hot cheeto overdose if i don't change my ways
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i will be the first and only known hot cheeto fatality. an inquest will conclude that no normal pattern of cheeto ingestion results in death
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my only regret is that this rendered my corpse inedible for my cat
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@sarahjeong do you think takis and dynamitas are delicious on the order of flamin hot cheetos -
@warmbIood flamin hot cheetos taste better but takis are quite good. the thing is that the cheetos have more umami. i've never had dynamitas
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@sarahjeong i agree bc takis are so on-the-nose salty. dynamitas have a strong lime flavor which i like. check em out -
@warmbIood i will. lay's has a flamin hot potato chip out right now which is alright. not as good as cheetos still but tasty.
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@sarahjeong Wait! Isn't going full-troll always an option with you? -
@TyreJim I'm a professional, Jim -
@sarahjeong A professional what? -
@TyreJim a professional tweeter
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