"we apologize for the delay, our estimated departure time is now 4:20" *cabin begins to fill up with vapor*
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passenger: "it's almost 7, you can't possibly mean 4:20" flight attendant: "it's 4:20 SOMEWHERE" *giant, obnoxious bong rip*
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@sarahjeong while we’re waiting for clearance to take off, please ascend to flight level 420 *weed falls from the oxygen mask things* -
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@sarahjeong slide the mask over your nose and mouth, puff puff pass
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@sarahjeong Alaska Airlines just got a whole lot more interestingMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong@blueminder I mean it’d be a lot better than alcoholMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong really, they should just hand out edibles instead of peanuts. Would cut down on asshat irate passengers.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong extra weed would require extra air filtering, leading to burning fuel and extra expenditures on top of the comp weed -
@sarahjeong thats why they wont let you toke up over the ocean; cheap fuckers
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