40% of the reason I don't want kids is fucking Christmas
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It also often means squeezing like 8 lbs out of your vag but that doesn't go on for years at least
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Do you have to pretend to like Christmas music once you spawn?
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I'm sticking with my original plan of getting eaten by cats in 50 years
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@sarahjeong. I told my mom I figured it out when she left bits of the pricetags on the stocking chocolate. - Fin de la conversation
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@sarahjeong I don't remember when I stopped believing Santa was a thing but it definitely wasn't traumatic. -
@sdpowell1 i remember when. It wasn't traumatic but the adults getting mad about me telling other kids was kind of shitty -
@sarahjeong Oh yeah. That's the worst.
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@sarahjeong but honestly after age 4 isn't it a game where the children are trying to fool the parents into thinking they still believe? -
@SaheliDatta my parents were just not very good at pretending and I tended to take a gleeful approach to mythbusting -
@sarahjeong "don't blame my kid if your kid doesn't know how to play cute exactly the way you like. Or you can't deal with that." -
@SaheliDatta@sarahjeong Kid cuteness is a construct. They are vile gross little creatures that are difficult to love. -
@hyphy_republic maybe! But my godchildren are *very* good at constructing it. :)@sarahjeong
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@sarahjeong have somehow completely avoided answering 6yo's question about whether Santa is real by saying, "what do YOU believe?" -
@sarahjeong she goes back and forth on it; she's so logical that I think she knows the game, but she also really wants to believe in magic.
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@sarahjeong@sfslim Have you seen this post, about treating "Santa" as a game? It's actually pretty cool: http://charliepark.org/santa/Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong the latter sounds kind of awesome actually, when you put it that way.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong I actually think that the Santa myth is an excellent teaching moment for explaining how people lie and sometimes you may like itMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong I figured out Santa was my aunt when I was 5. Had trust issues ever since...Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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