Having kids means either gaslighting them about Santa Claus for years or otherwise harboring dangerous vectors of killjoy truth
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It also often means squeezing like 8 lbs out of your vag but that doesn't go on for years at least
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Do you have to pretend to like Christmas music once you spawn?
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I'm sticking with my original plan of getting eaten by cats in 50 years
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@sarahjeong Santa came down the stairs and I shouted, "There's Uncle Ken." Then I got spanked.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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