sarah jeong

@sarahjeong @tressiemcphd @susie_c I find this kind of thing goes hand in hand with being heavily rewritten.

@sarahljaffe @tressiemcphd @susie_c yepppppp

@sarahjeong @sarahljaffe @tressiemcphd @susie_c there's a billion-dollar startup idea somewhere in the seams of this canoe: byline rentals!

@sarahjeong @sarahljaffe @tressiemcphd @susie_c uber, but for putting a veneer of name-ID credibility on a pre-ordained hot take

@PykeA @sarahjeong @sarahljaffe @susie_c homie you late. I been had my white boys lined up for "White Man Bylines by Tressie"

@tressiemcphd @PykeA @sarahjeong @susie_c I wanna start renting a white man byline so I can talk all the mad shit that I restrain.

@sarahljaffe @tressiemcphd @sarahjeong @susie_c here's a handful of price points to get you started, lmk when you're ready to talk details:

@sarahljaffe @tressiemcphd @sarahjeong @susie_c "Ralph Grant" $25 "T. Frank Gorman" $50 "Joey Grunts" $100 "Alexander W. C. Granville" $500