sarah jeong

@sarahjeong I wonder where "deliberately disabling computers" puts you in the prison hierarchy.

@sarahjeong Security protip: background check your security pros.

@sarahjeong What? They needed to be responsible to the shareholders. Security is a cost we can cut, it has no downside for the corporation.

@sarahjeong And Home Depot's crack PR squad is preparing to cover their exposed hineys in a way that'll make Goodell look like an amateur.