sarah jeong

Never got the full teenager makeup experience bc I have monolids and no one knew how to teach me makeup

Making up for lost experiences now, brb smearing glitter on my face

The rise of youtube channel culture has basically completely changed my life and made it possible for me to learn to do my face

Sorry I'm never gonna get sick of talking about how the white-centered cosmetics industry ruined my adolescence

I could have been femme as all hell all along

Never liked the idea of surgery but couldn't blame femme Korean girls when they got it for eyes, everything exists to serve creased girls

I mean, lots of brands sell mini palettes with one of the colors labeled "CREASE"

Eye makeup brush sets often carry CREASE brush as a necessary

Meanwhile, the pencil brush, which is rly useful for monolid girls, is a rarity you have to shell $ for

Drugstore eyeliners aren't designed for monolids either, they smear in 5 seconds bc of how my lids roll. No way for teen me to afford makeup

@sarahjeong This is do-able if you also have good makeup brushes.

@jazzagold i have okay ones, mostly on the cheap end with a couple splurges on sigmas

@sarahjeong I think I am going to buy some fancy Japanese brushes soon. I rarely wear eyeshadow because lazy heh

@jazzagold it makes me feel better when I'm down

@sarahjeong awwwww. I actually have uneven eyelids, one is monolid and one is not. It's a pain.

@sarahjeong can i come

@thewordy pls

@sarahjeong i cry every time she randomly sits down at jessica alba's table and says "so, like, what are you guys' hopes and dreams"

@thewordy I've never finished watching the movie which is why I want to do it all the more