sarah jeong

just woke up with a start because I was loudly ridiculing a man in a dream

i told him he had just delivered “an entire beard’s worth of opinions” and he was no longer entitled to speak

then when he opened his mouth to reply, i loudly interjected with “HA! LOOK AT THAT HE’S TALKING AGAIN” and that’s when i woke up yelling

anyways I’m real embarrassed that my hosts heard me yelling at men in my sleep

wish I didn’t feel the need to commit misandrist acts in my dreams, it’s not like any real men were humiliated, it’s just a waste

should I explain to my hosts I was yelling at men

@sarahjeong Sarah, you shouldn’t take your work to bed with you.