Just ran into a contract interpretation problem in the Kim Kardashian game and I’m so mad that it won’t let me litigate over it
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“herp a derp I shouldn’t have written such a vague contract” — my agent in Kim Kardashian Hollywood i should sue you too
my cat is bleeding lightning bolts and I can’t afford a new pair of shoes, I don’t have time to deal with your breach of fiduciary duties
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how much does a lawyer cost in a world where shoes cost $5000 but a flight to Paris costs $60
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this is some bullshit. i performed my contractual obligations and there’s no language indicating a subjective standard for “satisfaction”
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I demand specific performance plus compensatory damages for the number of fans I’ve lost
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how many K stars to have a competent attorney on retainer
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California Superior Court 4 hrs remaining retain counsel 8
file complaint 4
file exhibit 2
motion for summary judgment 6 -
“Fuck I might lose this case” *runs outside courthouse and begins kicking fire hydrants*
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@sarahjeong "Is THAT what you're wearing for Opening Statement?" *buys hoodie* "That's a perfect look for Opening Statement!" (+bonus!)
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