sarah jeong

drink a glass of orange juice immediately after brushing your teeth or go on a date with Jason Calcanis

a dude who thinks Twitter's demographics are indicative of meritocracy or a dude who thinks Twitter would have stopped the Iraq War

a dude with a day iPhone and a night iPhone or a dude who unironically supports monarchy

a dude who wants six Californias or a dude who wants his own floating fiefdom in international waters

a dude who will fund anyone who physically resembles Mark Zuckerberg or Mark Zuckerberg

sorry these weren't very funny, guys, it was all #TooReal. Going to bed now, smh at Silicon Valley tonight.

the joke is that there's no actual "Would You Rather" because you get to have all of them

I had to give up because my mental "shitty men of Silicon Valley" list was beginning to run into domestic abusers :/ not great joke material

the inequality in the tech industry is facially absurd. and beneath the surface, there are heavy and terrible things.

WOULD YOU RATHER have a dude steal credit for your work and erase you from company history or be smeared as a crazy troublemaker

feel pushed out of your company due to an escalating pattern of sexual harassment or get pushed out of your company for calling it out

WOULD YOU RATHER be a brown woman with a big idea or a dude who looks like Mark Zuckerberg, with Yo