sarah jeong

@sarahjeong last time this happened, I almost wrote a commentary that was: say what you will for the firing squad: it works.

@sarahjeong Pretty sure with the guillotine the organs can be donated too. But people don't like it because "eww gross."

@sarahjeong it was a time when it was acceptable to raise a kid specifically to become a state-sanctioned torturer of opinionated people.

@sarahjeong @cheuya we shouldn't be in any stage of capital punishment.

@sarahjeong And we perform these barbaric "humane" executions to hide the inherent brutality of the death penalty...

@sarahjeong but what if instead, and hear me out here we had expensive secret chemicals funded by taxpayers and administered by non-doctors

@sarahjeong they're basically using a modern equivalent of that machine from the Princess Bride

@sarahjeong or do you mean post-post-guillotine?