sarah jeong

bonus points if you get in a paragraph about how the Hunger Games participants clicked through the terms of service

I’m busy, don’t make me do all the jokes by myself

“Technophobes, wake up: We’ve been running the Hunger Games for years, and it’s not going to stop”

“What’s the difference between the Hunger Games and the things advertisers do every day, anyways?”

“Pitting hungry children against each other in a fight to death generates massive amounts of data we can learn from.”

“Without adequate study of existing Hunger Games, how can we serve up better Hunger Games in the future?”

“This backlash will only serve to take the Hunger Games off the air— what it won’t do is stop us from forcing children to murder each other”

“The simple fact is that we live in a world full of children and not-so-full of food. We need to come to grips with reality.”

“In the future, all corporations will kidnap and coerce children to fight for our entertainment. It’s only natural.”