it takes like four cats before people start looking at you sideways. you have a man and a half and people get all upset. winner: cats
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cats will never get you pregnant. winner: cats
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about 1/3 of female homicides are committed by an intimate partner. but a cat waits until you’re dead before eating your body. winner: cats
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when was the last time a cat told you a boring story that didn’t even go anywhere that’s fucking right winner: cats
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i can pack like five cats in a queen size bed, and all of them are more emotionally stable than a man winner: cats
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cats are cute as shit. people pay money to sit in a cafe full of cats. what’s a cafe full of men? a boring workspace. winner: cats
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cats don’t even bathe and they usually smell better than men, that’s how terrible men are. winner: cats
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Diamond = conflict-fueling commodity artificially inflated by a cartel Dead mouse = “I don’t want you to get bubonic plague” winner: cats
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anyways, get married to a man if you really have to, I won’t judge your irrational life choices.
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@sarahjeong lol don't be silly no one has to do that1 réponse 0 Retweet 1 j'aime
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