I don’t see why being a cat lady is so maligned, whereas being married (to a man) is so lauded. Cats are better than men, let me explain
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cats are cute as shit. people pay money to sit in a cafe full of cats. what’s a cafe full of men? a boring workspace. winner: cats
cats don’t even bathe and they usually smell better than men, that’s how terrible men are. winner: cats
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Diamond = conflict-fueling commodity artificially inflated by a cartel Dead mouse = “I don’t want you to get bubonic plague” winner: cats
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anyways, get married to a man if you really have to, I won’t judge your irrational life choices.
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@sarahjeong lol don't be silly no one has to do that -
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@sarahjeong but...cats bathe kinda constantly. -
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@BlackGirlDanger well you ARE a reasonable white man -
@sarahjeong oh my gawd am i slowly becoming my avi??? nooooo!!!!!!
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@sarahjeong what?! Cats bathe constantly! -
@Aew1@sarahjeong Going "Lick lick lick scrub" is bathing? That's like me saying I'm bathing by rubbing a flannel behind my ears. -
@jiyahkelly@sarahjeong no, it's not, because you (presumably) are a human and thus do not bathe like a cat (again, presumably...) -
@Aew1@sarahjeong I just sleep like one. Flump. -
@jiyahkelly@sarahjeong ohhh I wish I could sleep like a cat -- they truly know how to relax
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Damn. RT
@sarahjeong cats don’t even bathe and they usually smell better than men, that’s how terrible men are. winner: catsMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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