I don’t see why being a cat lady is so maligned, whereas being married (to a man) is so lauded. Cats are better than men, let me explain
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it takes like four cats before people start looking at you sideways. you have a man and a half and people get all upset. winner: cats
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about 1/3 of female homicides are committed by an intimate partner. but a cat waits until you’re dead before eating your body. winner: cats
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when was the last time a cat told you a boring story that didn’t even go anywhere that’s fucking right winner: cats
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i can pack like five cats in a queen size bed, and all of them are more emotionally stable than a man winner: cats
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cats are cute as shit. people pay money to sit in a cafe full of cats. what’s a cafe full of men? a boring workspace. winner: cats
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cats don’t even bathe and they usually smell better than men, that’s how terrible men are. winner: cats
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Diamond = conflict-fueling commodity artificially inflated by a cartel Dead mouse = “I don’t want you to get bubonic plague” winner: cats
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anyways, get married to a man if you really have to, I won’t judge your irrational life choices.
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@sarahjeong unless you are also a cat. then all bets are off.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong@ElizSimins there was also a 3rd if I thought about it. "perception is reality" it said. "excuse me, purr-ception." winner: catsMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong@ElizSimins a cat once walked up to me and gave me a silver coin. it told me that while the coin appeared to have only two sidesMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong: cats will never get you pregnant. winner: cats” scared to ask … were there scientific studies on this point? :oMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong Presented with the opportunity, cats may cheat on you. Winner: ?Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong Well, I mostly agree with you, but cats will have lots and lots of kittens in your backyard and you don't even get to have sex.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong and if they did, you'd have kittens. winner: cats.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong Noah you know that her husband was supplying rabbits, and cats were not responsible, right? -
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@sarahjeong A MAN caused those cat pregnancies. I'm pretty sure the cats wanted no part of it. I gotta side with cats here.
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