I don’t see why being a cat lady is so maligned, whereas being married (to a man) is so lauded. Cats are better than men, let me explain
it takes like four cats before people start looking at you sideways. you have a man and a half and people get all upset. winner: cats
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cats will never get you pregnant. winner: cats
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about 1/3 of female homicides are committed by an intimate partner. but a cat waits until you’re dead before eating your body. winner: cats
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when was the last time a cat told you a boring story that didn’t even go anywhere that’s fucking right winner: cats
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i can pack like five cats in a queen size bed, and all of them are more emotionally stable than a man winner: cats
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cats are cute as shit. people pay money to sit in a cafe full of cats. what’s a cafe full of men? a boring workspace. winner: cats
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cats don’t even bathe and they usually smell better than men, that’s how terrible men are. winner: cats
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Diamond = conflict-fueling commodity artificially inflated by a cartel Dead mouse = “I don’t want you to get bubonic plague” winner: cats
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anyways, get married to a man if you really have to, I won’t judge your irrational life choices.
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@sarahjeong uh, i think people should get upset if you’re harboring half a man... -
@jilliancyork not all of a man
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@sarahjeong You need to hang out with better people. Four men is totes fine. I thought you lived in Oakland?Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong To be fair, you need a pretty big freezer for your man-half, and those are kinda weird looking. Big freezers, I mean.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong ok, hold on. Any time you have a fraction of a human for any purpose you're gonna get looks. Mostly from law enforcementMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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