If it weren’t, like, a huge ethical violation, a Chopped-style reality tv show about lawyers would be great
lawyers just trash-talking each other and then extreme zoom shots on people in suits hunched over, typing
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“You only have TEN MINUTES left to finish writing the motion!”
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“Summary judgment is just my style.” “I didn’t come here to make friends. I came here to litigate.”
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that one guy who just won’t shut the fuck up about how he’s a class action plaintiff’s attorney
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“Well, maybe I’m not a *class action plaintiff’s attorney* but I know how to bring it.”
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TV show host lifts the plate cover. The losing motion sits on the block. “I’m sorry, Mr. Johnson, but you’ve been disbarred.”
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“What were you even thinking with this metaphor? I liked the idea, but the execution was sloppy.”
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the one contestant with the heavy southern drawl argues back “That’s how we lawyer where Ah come from!”
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Judges keep asking “So what are you going to do with the $10,000?” every single contestant answers “pay off my law school loans”
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@sarahjeong omg the basket of legal theories that have to be incorporated into a brief - 1 réponse de plus
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@sarahjeong wait, that IS the bar exam, you realize....Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong "You may also use whatever you find in the volumes in the Lawpped library."Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong "To argue your point, you must use the Dictionary Act, the Rule Against Perpetuities, and Kelo v. New London."Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong "I like your creative use of the estoppel principle but, unfortunately for you, I hate semicolons."Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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