Napoleon wrote a romance novel, you guys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clisson_et_Eug%C3%A9nie …
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@sdpowell1@mallelis holy shit the plot of this novel sounds exactly like The Room
@sdpowell1 @mallelis also I clicked on “Eugénie Désirée Clary” expecting to read about some nobody who regretted cheating on Napoleon
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@sdpowell1@mallelis welp “Queen of Sweden and Norway” okay you win, Eugenie, you win -
@sdpowell1@mallelis doesn’t it suck when you’re emperor of france and your fucking ex is queen of sweden and norway and regrets nothing -
@sarahjeong@mallelis Omg, there's a movie about the two of them starring Brando and Jean Simmons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9sir%C3%A9e_(film) … -
@sdpowell1@mallelis help i’m f a l l i n g d o w n a w i k i p e d i a b l a c k h o l e -
@sarahjeong@mallelis I don't even know what started this one. I tried to find my way back to the source and I couldn't. -
@sdpowell1@mallelis her husband’s mistress, who was mistress to his predecessor, and later flirted with their son: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Koskull … -
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Le chargement semble prendre du temps.
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