Kids these days don’t eat brownies like we used to in the old days. The brownies of our time were unicycles. These brownies are *tricycles*
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*very quietly* Can I have some water?
Water is like capitalism. It covers 80% of the globe and we hardly notice it until it kills us with its rising tide.
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Which brings me back to Thailand, and the (*overpronounces*) Songkran water festival. It’s a beautiful metaphor for the American Recovery.
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Having water thrown at me while I was trapped in a tuk tuk was the exact same thing as the financial crisis. Oh god I wish I could breathe
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Are you there? Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Am I even talking? My mouth is made of spiders
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*tries to tear mustache off face*
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*curls up in fetal position, whimpering*
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/ Maureen Dowd is off today. /
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And sadly, socialism covers less and kills more. Well, that and racists like you
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@sarahjeong Yes. And, strangely, it's the capitalism that's making the water rise so fast!Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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