Thomas Friedman eats brownies with his daughter’s roommate at Yale
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Countries with McDonald’s don’t go to war with other countries with McDonald’s! Until they did. I could sure use some McDonald’s right now.
The world is flat. 2.0. Everything is flat. The floor is flat. The walls are flat. I am flat. **Please stop looking at me**
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Silicon Valley is like an upside-down-reverse Venezuela and it won’t stop watching me from the shadows
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I wish I could stop falling through this couch. It can’t be helped. If there's a lesson we should all take away, it’s this: China.
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We were all Syria, all along.
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**mustachioed silence**
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*very quietly* Can I have some water?
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Water is like capitalism. It covers 80% of the globe and we hardly notice it until it kills us with its rising tide.
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Which brings me back to Thailand, and the (*overpronounces*) Songkran water festival. It’s a beautiful metaphor for the American Recovery.
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Having water thrown at me while I was trapped in a tuk tuk was the exact same thing as the financial crisis. Oh god I wish I could breathe
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Are you there? Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Am I even talking? My mouth is made of spiders
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*tries to tear mustache off face*
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*curls up in fetal position, whimpering*
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/ Maureen Dowd is off today. /
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@sarahjeong And with "Please stop looking at me," this just became epic.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong You are slaying me right now.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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