*drunk driver stumbles into car manufacturer factory* “Hello? HELLO? I need a car and I need it now. Without a subpoena.”
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Car manufacturer: *nervously* Go home, drunk driver! You’re drunk! Drunk driver: *sets up listening station in factory* CM: *does nothing*
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Drunk driver: I’M GOING TO DRIVE THIS AND KILL PEOPLE Car maker: I— I’d rather you not— Drunk driver: SHUT UP IT’S THE LAW
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Victim: Why would you make cars with built-in beer bongs? Did Drunk Driver put you up to this? Car Maker:... Huff Post: *defends Car Maker*
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@sarahjeong Shitty analogies are shitty.Merci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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@sarahjeong how exactly does that bad article advance "liberation technology" anywayMerci. Twitter en tiendra compte pour améliorer votre fil. SupprimerSupprimer
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