@GonzOakland someone who will hang out with me and make a video of Patrick Bateman as an SF Techie jokes.
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@sarahjeong Then Bateman has a meltdown when his FitBit malfunctions. I can't stop with these.
.@susie_c Bateman calls his lawyer in a panic and rattles off all the murders he's committed. "There's Vines of them. Lots of Vines."
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@sarahjeong Lawyer is nonplussed, swilling $16 organic cocktail at new loft bar in the Bayview: "Bateman, no one uses Vine anymore." -
@susie_c Shot of Bateman delicately balancing a chainsaw in one hand and an iPhone in the other: "Shit, wait, Vine just crashed on me" -
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@susie_c A picture of a grisly disemboweling, perfectly square and retro-filtered.
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