Save up virtue points now so you can spend them on unspeakable crimes later.
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@sarahdoingthing "I'm sorry, I can't authorize your murder voucher. Your card has been declined." "But I've been a saint all week!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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