First kiss; she credits her first boyfriend for the practice after I breathe my amazement at how intensely I feel all of a sudden.
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@thug_handlz First time going all the way; the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner plays and she's going back to her boyfriend's place.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@thug_handlz First time, proposing; she tells me not to let her family know while they're still in town, and of course I don't.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@thug_handlz First acid trip; my lips meet hers and they are like kissing a fist and she mentions she is "feeling completely lez lately."1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@thug_handlz First time visiting her new house with her new girlfriend; she mentions our dogs escaped two weeks ago, before the move.4 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@sarahdoingthing not to imply I dislike bad relationships; in fact this pattern indicates to me I may be manipulating events to produce them1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@thug_handlz there's probably a long German compound word to describe the emotional state
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