If you were born with a penis then your breath kills baby unicorns, not saying it's your fault but maybe you could breathe less?
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Replying to @sarahdoingthing
@sarahdoingthing why aren' you a fan of killing baby unicorns1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @drethelin
@drethelin itym "why isn't the speaker a fan of killing baby unicorns"1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @sarahdoingthing
@sarahdoingthing didn't realize it was a quote1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @drethelin
@drethelin no I am saying my tweets are Literature1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @sarahdoingthing
@sarahdoingthing does that mean you the author are dead2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @drethelin
@drethelin no it's like how Mick Jagger does not actually personally want you to send him dead flowers
7:47 PM - 25 Sep 2013
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