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San Francisco, CA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 25

    I'm inventing a new Internet that's just pictures of baby otters who's coming with me

    30 replies 54 retweets 516 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    29 minutes ago

    Put ’s book on my desk this morning and it got an update.

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  3. 31 minutes ago

    Updated Career Guide: Social Media Mangers can make anywhere from $45k per year working for an agency to $100M in a few months working for Donald Trump

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  4. 42 minutes ago

    Breaking: Brad Parscale to run the 2020 Trump re-election campaign until he inevitably resigns in 2 weeks

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    2 hours ago

    Eric Holder's group sues Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker over not calling special elections via

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  6. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    IM CRYING HE KEPT ON DANCING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  7. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

    Ladies can drink scotch now
    11 replies 10 retweets 31 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    WE GOT A SEASON DEUX! this is VERY excitement, big thanks 2 all who have watched, will watch, is watching

    32 replies 45 retweets 1,021 likes
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  9. Feb 26

    It's . Avoid reading the comments today!

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  10. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    Editor: Your review is now overdue Me:

    Time is a man made concept. Therefore, 'when' is not a relevant thing to think about. Just know that it will happen, yesterday or tomorrow.
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  11. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    I wish would just give everybody an easy way to verify their identity and then give us an easy way to filter out those who won't. The whole platform would be a nicer, safer, better place to hang out.

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  12. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    Our has a long road to go, but he's looking better. Anthony Borges (age 15) was shot 5 times using his body as a human shield to protect classmates and save lives! He deserves the highest honors & best medical care we can give another human being.

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  13. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    This elephant was caught on camera tidying up trash:

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  14. Feb 25

    Without looking, who do you think has a higher net worth

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  15. Feb 25

    This is what happens when you ask your smartass husband to take care of the coffee he spilled on…

    6 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    I love the platform I'm able to have on Twitter, but it's terrible seeing so much here become so toxic. I promote positivity because I want to see that toxicity leave. Even if it's only very slightly.

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  17. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    The end result of this entire Nunes escapade is Steele looks more credible, the Trump campaign looks more culpable, and the FBI looks more responsible. Well done, Devin.

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    Feb 24

    This thread eminently worth your time

    After every massacre, there’s inevitable talk about Australian gun laws post-1996 and how successful they’ve been at reducing gun violence, homicides and suicides. Also a lot of misinformation about ‘bans’ and such. Here’s what actually happened and what it means today:
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    Feb 24

    Joining a national trend, students are organizing a school walkout and march in the wake of last week's shooting in and subsequent threats within

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  20. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    BREAKING: Delta Airlines() has just ended their contract with the that provided discounts to NRA members, and demanded that the NRA remove their information form their website! Delta deserves a RETWEET!

    568 replies 15,017 retweets 26,248 likes
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