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    Sarah Lazarus‏ @sarahclazarus 24 May 2018

    men announcing they've grown are like kids announcing they're asleep. we shouldn't be able to hear ya right now buddy

    11:24 AM - 24 May 2018
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      1. Dash‏ @dashk87 24 May 2018
        Replying to @sarahclazarus

        I don’t know how I found your account but im so happy I did. Lmao😆😆😆😆😆

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      1. Adam Cerious‏ @Browtweaten 24 May 2018
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        This is the best way I've heard this put.

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      1. mkb‏ @the_real_mkb 25 May 2018
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        can i even fave this without telling on myself

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      1. db‏ @dlbno 25 May 2018
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        Whoa.

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      1. Kira-Lynn‏ @Cupcakes_n_Rap 25 May 2018
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        omg this tweet is perfect

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        NOW with 100% real cheese

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        LLOL soooo true!

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      1. Zacharia‏ @ZakNicola 25 May 2018
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        lmao!!!! omg, the accuracy of truth here, love it!

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