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    Sarah Lazarus‏ @sarahclazarus 21 Sep 2020

    I miss walking into a store and immediately realizing it’s too fancy but pretending to look around for a few minutes for the benefit of the salesperson who already hates me by default

    10:25 AM - 21 Sep 2020
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      1. Mandi  🌿‏ @heirloomopossum 21 Sep 2020
        Replying to @sarahclazarus

        Same 🙋🏼‍♀️pic.twitter.com/9TCFJadSc7

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      1. ChrisB‏ @Chriswb71 21 Sep 2020
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        It's true. A roomate worked at high end retail, his most hated days was sale days.

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      2. zoë‏ @thatbitchymare 21 Sep 2020
        Replying to @sarahclazarus

        Do you miss being that salesperson ?

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      3. Sarah Lazarus‏ @sarahclazarus 21 Sep 2020
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        not! at! all!

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      1. my spotify student discount finally got revoked‏ @andreacruzess 21 Sep 2020
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        Omg this reminds me of an occasion when a friend and I went into a sushi spot, not realizing it was one of those places where rolls were like, 25 bucks EACH (fresh out of college and we were used to the $18 AYCE sushi in our college town). We faked an emergency and scooted out.

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      1. K Murray‏ @murrmama 21 Sep 2020
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        Exactly what I was thinking!

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      2. Kyle Evans‏ @kyleevans11 21 Sep 2020
        Replying to @sarahclazarus

        There used to be a record store in Toronto that was underneath a jewelry store. The first time I went there I walked in the jewelry store door by mistake and the woman working just pointed at me and said “down stairs”

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      3. gini‏ @mackgini 21 Sep 2020
        Replying to @kyleevans11 @sarahclazarus

        Hahahhaa.

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      2. Megan Gailey‏Verified account @megangailey 21 Sep 2020
        Replying to @sarahclazarus

        “Just browsing” -me when I can’t afford anything.

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      3. Sean (Witticism TBD) Braisted‏ @SeanBraisted 21 Sep 2020
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        What, you don't type that when the AI helpers pop up?

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