so uh I’m not cool or anything I don’t have anything to self promote but I guess you can follow my insta @sarahashlev if you wanna see occasional mediocre pictures of sweaters I knit or something from my otherwise uneventful life idk?
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also I am a poor, desperate, soon to be college graduate (this May) & I’m here, standing in front of the world, saying I am available for hire as a writer for television or also maybe a knitwear designer I don’t know please hire me please
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She’s looking like “y’all hear something?”
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she ignored me so bad

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She did not want to hearit. She was going to have her fun until it was time to get in trouble

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she was so content with herself after I got her home and gave her a bath :/ it was the best day of her lifepic.twitter.com/PIHUfM7k1u
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She’s the most precious thing ever!!


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she has an instagram lmao it’s @milliesuperdog
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Your loss, sis In this house we only serve platinum hits.pic.twitter.com/xmXRjnCj2W
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OMG, I nearly busted my gut laughing there at the very end!!

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Never forget me
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I gotchu my dude
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