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@sarahashlev

if you think my tweets are lame, just wait until you meet me in person

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Joined February 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Dec 2018

    my aunt got a new puppy and sent us this video and I think I’ve watched it approximately 37 times

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  2. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    retweet this so I can be famous too

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Wanna know what the catchiest song ever is, it’s that song from Mulan. you know the one. Maybe you’re like “which one tho” but guess what. Bet one of them is stuck in your head now. That’s the one.

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  4. 20 hours ago

    can you believe.....that there are actually people......who exist.......in real real......who routinely get 8 hours of sleep.......and go to bed before two a.m........and are not 11 years old a concept

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  5. Jan 3

    also I am a poor, desperate, soon to be college graduate (this May) & I’m here, standing in front of the world, saying I am available for hire as a writer for television or also maybe a knitwear designer I don’t know please hire me please

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  6. Jan 1

    so uh I’m not cool or anything I don’t have anything to self promote but I guess you can follow my insta if you wanna see occasional mediocre pictures of sweaters I knit or something from my otherwise uneventful life idk?

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  7. Jan 1

    my mom asked me to go pick up our pizza and I said “sorry can’t I’m too famous now” long story short I’m now going to pick up the pizza

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  8. Jan 1

    hey whaddup new ppl I’ve been producing mediocre content on this site for years thank u for taking notice

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  9. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2018

    The enneagram is a cult change my mind

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  10. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2018
    Replying to

    sarah-ashley i would die for you and our friday chats

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  11. 25 Dec 2018

    our weekly chats + anxiety dumps were the HIGHLIGHT of my whole semester and I looked forward to them every single week

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  12. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2018

    thank u pal for our friday chats & letting me cry @ u :-)

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  13. 25 Dec 2018

    alright hi I’m crying over this right now

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  14. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2018
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  15. 18 Dec 2018

    everything ab this made my whole day send tweet

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  16. 18 Dec 2018

    pretty sure my ‘tastebreakers’ Spotify playlist is 100% made up of country music sorry no thank u

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  17. Retweeted
    16 Dec 2018

    *shows my mom a funny video* My mom: Who are the people in this video?

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  18. 14 Dec 2018

    I can’t be the only person who’s never ever felt that “finished semester” rush of relief because they still feel ridiculously anxious about the 15 things they might’ve forgotten to do

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  19. Retweeted
    11 Dec 2018

    “i can’t wait to behead him so i can use maroon yarn for blood.”

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  20. Retweeted
    27 Nov 2018
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