Sarah

@sarah_etcetera

Indo-Moroccan Parisienne, currently studying Gastronomy in Italy 🍝

Bra, Piemonte
Joined June 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 28

    ciao mtv welcome to my crib

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  2. Aug 9

    was deep in a depression fog today and stuck outside when i wandered past a superdrug and just... bought a bunch of half-price skincare about it, so hopefully in a couple of days i’ll be sad and glowy?

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  3. Retweeted
    Aug 8

    This wonderful poem by Gerald Locklin — iceberg lettuce as culinary poptimism, more or less

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  4. Retweeted
    Aug 7

    everyone should read the stories posted underneath this tweet. this is a crisis.

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  5. Retweeted
    7 Apr 2016
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    say hello to My Depression, latest addition to the menagerie! this one's a- empty vivarium?!? FUCK THE TARANTULA IS LOOSE HOW DID IT GET OUT

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  6. Retweeted
    24 Sep 2015

    i talk about ~~My Anxiety~~ like it's a pet or something, and it kind of is? like a pet snake you have to throw live mice at every few days

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  7. Retweeted

    Hello . I've read your "devastating" article on "illegal migrants in Saint Denis". We too in France have tabloïds who couldn't care less about the truth, but I really have to say: you're in a league of your own. Everything in your paper is wrong. A fact checking: 👇🏽

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  8. Aug 1

    i may not have lived in Paris full-time in years but i know i haven’t lost my edge because i just successfully shamed a man who was leaning against the vertical pole in this crowded tube into moving with nothing but a withering glance

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  9. Jul 28

    an update to this tweet is last year i woke up having written a poem called mutable sign about astrology, seasons and being a Virgo then later found out that my favourite French poet who is also a Virgo wrote a poem called Signes about being a Virgo and it being a mutable sign???

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  10. Jul 26

    look i don’t know much but i do know that If It Touches Me I Will Die!! it’s literally so big that i moved to another room but can still hear it bang about from here, and it can jump so high i can’t usher him out without risking it ending up on me someone help please

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  11. Jul 26

    (yes i know it’s probably more afraid of me than i am of it and i’m sure it’s a lovely creature etc etc etc but this is all irrelevant, you can’t reason with phobias)

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  12. Jul 26

    AAAAAAAAAAAH IT JUST TRIED TO JUMP ALL THE WAY UP THE WALL AND THEN FELL DOWN INTO MY LAUNDRY BASKET I AM PETRIFIED

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  13. Jul 26

    (it’s still there, loudly hopping around, someone set me on fire please)

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  14. Jul 26

    the biggest grasshopper i have ever seen just loudly LEAPT into my room while i was getting changed, naked and vulnerable, and if i wasn’t already moving out in three days this would’ve been what did it for me!!!!!!!

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  15. Jul 26

    my tweet about Our Worst Ex got RTd by a... marine construction company? because i used the word “dredging” in it. their bio says they specialize in “earth manipulation” and he specialized in emotional manipulation so it is kind of weirdly fitting

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  16. Jul 25

    👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽😘💅🏽

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  17. Jul 25

    (for context ’s Worst Ex was also My Worst Ex, and definitely-probably the Worst Ex of a dozen other girls before, after and while we were together, and SUCH an absolute dirtbag i’d find it all funny if i didn’t suspect he seriously & deeply hurt a lot of women)

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 25

    God when I see things like this I’m reminded why my worst ex was obsessed with him. Yikes!

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  19. Jul 25

    The Bold Type is fluffy fun and i very much enjoy it but GOD are we supposed to hate Jane? because she suuuuuuucks

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  20. Jul 24

    (conversely i was also vaguely traumatized by old sassy scans i read online as a young teen about how PMS is a misogynistic myth meant to make women seem unqualified & irrational that had me believing i was making too much of my symptoms, so swings & roundabouts i guess)

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