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was deep in a depression fog today and stuck outside when i wandered past a superdrug and just... bought a bunch of half-price skincare about it, so hopefully in a couple of days i’ll be sad and glowy?
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This wonderful poem by Gerald Locklin — iceberg lettuce as culinary poptimism, more or lesspic.twitter.com/7uDoIgae4E
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everyone should read the stories posted underneath this tweet. this is a crisis.https://twitter.com/rey_z/status/1026837112442814464 …
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say hello to My Depression, latest addition to the menagerie! this one's a- empty vivarium?!? FUCK THE TARANTULA IS LOOSE HOW DID IT GET OUT
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i talk about ~~My Anxiety~~ like it's a pet or something, and it kind of is? like a pet snake you have to throw live mice at every few days
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Hello
@MailOnline. I've read your "devastating" article on "illegal migrants in Saint Denis". We too in France have tabloïds who couldn't care less about the truth, but I really have to say: you're in a league of your own. Everything in your paper is wrong. A fact checking:
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i may not have lived in Paris full-time in years but i know i haven’t lost my edge because i just successfully shamed a man who was leaning against the vertical pole in this crowded tube into moving with nothing but a withering glance
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an update to this tweet is last year i woke up having written a poem called mutable sign about astrology, seasons and being a Virgo then later found out that my favourite French poet who is also a Virgo wrote a poem called Signes about being a Virgo and it being a mutable sign???
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look i don’t know much but i do know that If It Touches Me I Will Die!! it’s literally so big that i moved to another room but can still hear it bang about from here, and it can jump so high i can’t usher him out without risking it ending up on me someone help please
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(yes i know it’s probably more afraid of me than i am of it and i’m sure it’s a lovely creature etc etc etc but this is all irrelevant, you can’t reason with phobias)
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AAAAAAAAAAAH IT JUST TRIED TO JUMP ALL THE WAY UP THE WALL AND THEN FELL DOWN INTO MY LAUNDRY BASKET I AM PETRIFIED
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(it’s still there, loudly hopping around, someone set me on fire please)
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the biggest grasshopper i have ever seen just loudly LEAPT into my room while i was getting changed, naked and vulnerable, and if i wasn’t already moving out in three days this would’ve been what did it for me!!!!!!!
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my tweet about Our Worst Ex got RTd by a... marine construction company? because i used the word “dredging” in it. their bio says they specialize in “earth manipulation” and he specialized in emotional manipulation so it is kind of weirdly fittingpic.twitter.com/2cgUAfIAQT
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@miaofthemyscira’s Worst Ex was also My Worst Ex, and definitely-probably the Worst Ex of a dozen other girls before, after and while we were together, and SUCH an absolute dirtbag i’d find it all funny if i didn’t suspect he seriously & deeply hurt a lot of women)Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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God when I see things like this I’m reminded why my worst ex was obsessed with him. Yikes!https://twitter.com/carriehfletcher/status/1021910697612124160 …
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The Bold Type is fluffy fun and i very much enjoy it but GOD are we supposed to hate Jane? because she suuuuuuucks
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(conversely i was also vaguely traumatized by old sassy scans i read online as a young teen about how PMS is a misogynistic myth meant to make women seem unqualified & irrational that had me believing i was making too much of my symptoms, so swings & roundabouts i guess)
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