sara goldstein

@sarachasen

Real mom, fake adult. Writer and shh-er. Content Director and Newsletter Editor at . I buy my blonde at Rite Aid.

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  1. May 7

    Too far, . TOO FAR

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    Mar 24

    I want to get on a plane, fly to New York, take a cab to 43rd Street, and then hug the editor who wrote this brilliant headline.

    133 replies 4,302 retweets 16,707 likes
  3. Mar 11

    Haven't stepped outside today. Wondering how many pairs of pants I need to put on for tonight.

    1 reply 1 like
  4. Feb 26

    I think my excitement would be completely outweighed by being outed for taking an LA celebrity bus tour.

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    22 May 2015

    I've been called a "female comic" so many times, I'll probably only be able to answer to "girl daddy" when I have children.

    76 replies 2,037 retweets 7,644 likes
  6. Feb 13

    ATCQ should also win "Best Entrance Through a Foam Stone Wall" uncontested for the last 30+ years while held steadfast by The Kool Aid Man.

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  7. Feb 5

    WHATEVER THIS MAKEUP REMOVAL WIZARDRY IS, I NEED IT FOR THE ROUGH NIGHTS.

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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 28
    Replying to

    Who wore it better?

    867 replies 18,847 retweets 27,741 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jan 25

    How sad is it that government employees have to create rogue Twitter accounts just to communicate FACTS to the American public?

    765 replies 28,980 retweets 52,863 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jan 24
    Replying to

    If someone's political stance requires preventing scientists from informing you about your own planet, that's not politics, it's oppression.

    437 replies 61,007 retweets 91,376 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 26

    Good morning, and wilderness allies! Let's kick things off today with a relevant quote from Teddy Roosevelt.

    23 replies 1,431 retweets 2,853 likes
  12. Jan 25

    Somebody buy this man a .

    Sean Spicer, I've said this to and now I'll tell you: Mexico is not going to pay for that fucking wall.
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    Jan 25

    I stand with the

    187 replies 19,295 retweets 34,102 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    I dream of a world where the truth is what shapes people's politics, rather than politics shaping what people think is true.

    2,877 replies 133,287 retweets 225,813 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS. You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

    6,480 replies 122,861 retweets 295,650 likes
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    Jan 24

    What do we want? Peer-reviewed Science When do we want it? Yesterday, please!

    176 replies 14,275 retweets 37,632 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    First they came for the Latinos, Muslims, women, gays, poor people, intellectuals and scientists and then it was Wednesday.

    465 replies 52,597 retweets 80,171 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jan 23

    Was charged $2.99 for coffee listed at $2.59. That's why I have trust issues. Oh, and the fact that at makes shit up

    329 replies 6,059 retweets 16,341 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    Via UConn prof , between 3.3 million to 4.2 million people marched today. Largest protests in US history

    717 replies 25,946 retweets 34,199 likes

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